Attack of the Also-Rans, Episode 1: the Conservatives

At last the Lib Dem/Labour leaflet duopoly has been broken, with all three of the other parties' free communications arriving on the same day.

First the Tories. Receiving a leaflet with hues from the other side of the rainbow is a refreshing change for the eyes, even while the content makes them burn.


Manning's cover letter (as ever, click to enlarge) is undermined by some terrible grammatical howlers. "investment ever more in our NHS"? "Liberal Democrats set to loose many of their seats"? I expect better from proud graduates of the University of Manchester! With all the gazillions of pounds being poured in to the party by hedge funds you'd think they'd be able to hire someone to proof-read their sales pitches.

On the other hand I quite enjoyed his subtle trolling of the yellow team: "It is not clear that the Lib Dems will be able to support a Conservative government again". Heh.



The Northern Powerhouse gets name-checked in a small paragraph on the reverse. I'm surprised he doesn't make more of it given that it's a genuinely Good Thing and very much associated with George Osborne and the Tories rather than their coalition partners.

Finally a dodgy bar chart of the Conservative variety. Quite apart from the current economic recovery being the slowest since dinosaurs ruled the earth, I'm not at all sure that the G7 covers every "major economy" these days...

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